Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Vegas is a luxury vacation.

Things I heard in Vegas, and i'm not going to say a word........

Jeff Gordon, just ain't racing people to me and When the fuck is Junior going to get his shit together.

Shit these nickel slots used to payoff Big. Where's that bitch with my Turkey and Coke?

Holy shit, that is a nice John Deere hat.

Damn, women, hurry up! The goddamn buffet line is gonna be long.

Fuck that place! That asshole at the bar? The one that said they dont serve bud light? Yeah, that fucker, he says they aint gonna play no Skynyrd.

Well, know this, honey pie, that trailer don't pay for itself.

....i'm not saying a word.



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