Sunday, March 24, 2013

Bad Bear....

Here's one for you. You know those people that keep wild animals as pets? And then, for some mysterious reason, one day, the thing ends up mauling their ass? There is always some some reporter who asks the local sheriff or police, "Why do you think the bear attacked his owner?" You know the sheriff wants to say, "well we suspect that maybe, it's because.....It's a FUCKING BEAR!" I mean I think these assholes have this idea that life with these things is going to be like living with Yogi Bear and the worse that will happen will be stolen picnic baskets. To quote a redneck deputy I saw on TV who brilliantly summed it up: "Look, if you get in a fight with a bear, you are going to lose...". Thus ends the lesson.

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