Friday, March 22, 2013

Cat or Dog....

I hate when you go to a restaurant or bar and go to the bathroom, and instead of just saying "Men" and "Women" on the door, the assholes running the joint have to be "cute" and put fucking symbols on the door instead, consistent with the motif of the restaurant. Like No "Men" and "Women" signs, but instead a "Rhino" and a fucking "Duck" sign.  Okay, which one is the goddamn mens’?   I went to this Mexican restaurant and there was a fucking Porpoise on one door and Donkey on the other.  Of course, I chose incorrectly ("Donkey") and some lady yelled at me, "Didn’t you see the Porpoise?!"

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