Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Dressing a Potato


 I love those instant makeover shows.  They take some fat dude or chick and add some clothes and a haircut and then present the "after" and the audience goes wild supposedly. Yeah? Well to me it looks like putting new pieces on Mr Potato Head.  I mean when you are done it has "sexy lips" and "better hair", but it's pretty easy to remember, that while you are admiring your work, that holy shit, you just dressed up a fucking potato, which is, I'm guessing, how the stylists on those shows feel. "Damn, I should have put the sombrero on him". I like that better.

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