Small talk at a party: Hate it. Don't and won't do it....and thus how to nip it in the bud:
Small Talker: So how do you know our hosts, Tim and Alice?
Me: Who? Fuck if i know. I was just cruising down for smokes at the Circle Mart(We' ain't allowed to smoke up in THE HOME), and I seen this bash and thought 'fuck it's free booze'. Don't cost nothin' right?
End of conversation. Job well done. Time for a drink.
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