Saturday, March 23, 2013

Being Neighborly....

 I hate hate hate Cube mates, on your 1st day of work that want to be friends and chat. You need to nip that shit in the bud.  No fears.  I have this down. Example?
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Him: Hooowdy pardner, Al Howard, Accounting. Guess we're gonna be neighbors. 
You: Oh hey Al, me amigos call me, Chico
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(Then, Point to the "glamor shot" photo of his wife on his desk, and trust me there will be one, and say). 
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You: Whooooaaaaa!  Somebody is a big "Boy George" fan......Hey AL, ole buddy, got any idea where a guy can score a drink in this shit-hole?
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Job complete. Now you can work in piece.  A good first day all and all. Now, let's get that drink....

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