I hate hate hate Cube mates, on your 1st day of work that want to be friends and chat. You need to nip that shit in the bud. No fears. I have this down. Example?
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Him: Hooowdy pardner, Al Howard, Accounting. Guess we're gonna be neighbors.
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Him: Hooowdy pardner, Al Howard, Accounting. Guess we're gonna be neighbors.
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You: Oh hey Al, me amigos call me, Chico.
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(Then, Point to the "glamor shot" photo of his wife on his desk, and trust me there will be one, and say).
(Then, Point to the "glamor shot" photo of his wife on his desk, and trust me there will be one, and say).
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You: Whooooaaaaa! Somebody is a big "Boy George" fan......Hey AL, ole buddy, got any idea where a guy can score a drink in this shit-hole?
You: Whooooaaaaa! Somebody is a big "Boy George" fan......Hey AL, ole buddy, got any idea where a guy can score a drink in this shit-hole?
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Job complete. Now you can work in piece. A good first day all and all. Now, let's get that drink....
Job complete. Now you can work in piece. A good first day all and all. Now, let's get that drink....
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